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That Marine also probably acts like a gentleman and treats her with respect, which I am sure is a big change from dealing with her husband.

Woah! They could be brothers...with the same lousy tailor.

I’d read that. I think he just starts the next one before the current one ends. And then there’s affairs that don’t become relationships, ie Stormy Daniels whilst Melania was still recovering from childbirth.

And they have separate residences in the WH. Speaks volumes, IMO.

But I thought 23 was #adulting? So if you date anyone who is older and/or has more money, it’s automatically a power imbalance weighted against the woman?

“to suggest that sticking your fingers down a woman’s throat on the first hookup is unexpected - please get out more.”

While this woman definitely did some bad shit and deserved to be locked up, I am concerned about her death. Prison is a notoriously terrible place for trans folks.

This piece is unreal. I’ve been looking for Jez’s take on this for over 24 hours. They haven’t covered it at all except to say that Babe did it badly. Way to have those tough conversations, Jez

Dolt 45 got Race Bannon out here as his whipping boy looking like this for the next three years:

This Wagner person sure is fascinating.

I mean, OK? If she doesn’t like her competition being decided by subjective judging, pick a different sport? I imagine the 5th place finisher also thinks the judges suck.

As a person who loves both sushi and croissants, damn this thing right to hell.

I would 100% eat a ‘smoked salmon croissant’, which is what this is, but calling it ‘crossushi’ is both dumb and incorrect. No more shitty food portmanteaus in 2018!! (I wish.)

A pizza stuffed pretzel is pretty much just an elaborate calzone. It’s not an abomination as much as- well if you really want to.

Would you buy them if they were for, like, a Jewish LGBTQ+ fundraiser? Just thinking of the Pride possibilities, here.

They cooked the heck out of it. By definition, not sashimi either.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

How is it sushi if it has been baked?

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That was amazing (spiderman)! This link has Zendaya going first and it’s lovely. Tom Holland’s performance comes in at around 1:40 and left me shaking!

Samantha’s invite will be in the same mailbag as Melania and DJT’s.