QB is unquestionably the most important position in sports. You can’t win consistently without a great QB.

Please if there is a God bring us the Keenum/Bortles bowl.

Dude HAD to have money on the Vikings. There’s no other explanation.

Did someone mention me?

I was literally shouting both “someone tell him to wipe his chin” and “do NOT onside this” at the top of my lungs. I was ignored.

I dunno man, but if my face was shown in HD on millions of tvs, I’d want to know if there was something on my face.

Looked like he blew a seal.

The spittle on Tomlin’s beard for basically the entire 4th quarter was extremely gross. Not as gross as that heinous on side kick though.

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

Is this where we talk about Obama’s 57 states?

At least this parade brought some people together

Now that’s funny

It is funny that they were 4-0 in the preseason because the 0-16 Lions did did the same thing.

“John 0:16" was the best sign I saw today at the parade. (Cavs in 4!)

Jeter is a trojan horse to destroy the Marlins. I don’t know why, or for whom, but it would be difficult to do a worse job were one actually attempting to do so.

To become the first team to go back-to-back 0-16, you’ve gotta 0-16 the first season

Tryptophan or no tryptophan, I see his left hand clutching Haden’s shirt with a death grip and yanking down to launch himself up.

The greatest shoulda-been-offensive-pass-interference catch since Drew Pearson!