Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

Pretty sure this happens every single game at every single home team’s stadium. The average airhead that lays down his hard-earned money for watered-down lite beer and TV timeout after TV timeout has a tendency to get bored.

The younger Watt’s electrifying play is not really all that shocking.

Until JJ Watt has a 2 sack, 1 int game, he’ll never be as good as TJ Watt.

Joe knew.

If Molly here wants to learn how to let something slide, she need only look to JoePa.

Yeah, that is one of the more unbelievably fucked up parts.

It’s the same people that continue to ignore the Catholic Church’s pedophile problem.

They all fucking knew.

Meanwhile

The program should have gotten the death penalty.

I went out a few times with a girl who graduated from Penn St that is such a Paterno apologist it’s absurd. This is a girl that now works with an organization that in part challenges sexism and sexual harassment in the workplace, which is obviously good. She once got mad at me because I mentioned I enjoyed the song…

Why are you trying to stop all the healing, Chris? If only they’d managed to win the Rose Bowl.

That’s a tiny bear and it’s tagged. Don’t shoot it; punch the fuck out of it. Black bears are tiny and you can scare them by being bigger than them which isn’t hard if you’re 6' tall or thereabouts. Or, and bear with me here (ha!) close the top of the grill! Holy shit, drop the lid and he can’t get to your food!

Sometimes I really miss living in the south. Those accents are occasionally great/endearing.

False. If a black bear attacks you are supposed to yell and scream and get as big as you can.

“Hey dude, I’m a fucking bear not a sorority chick. You’re not gonna get me to do your bidding by throwing a fucking watered-down domestic brew at me!”

Scene: First thing on the next Monday morning downtown:

Ok, so in the 1770's when America was trying to cobble together a nation to fight the British, instead of compromising with the southern colonies to allow some form of slavery, but to outlaw the importation of slaves from Africa at a future date, what should they have done?