That’s a tiny bear and it’s tagged. Don’t shoot it; punch the fuck out of it. Black bears are tiny and you can scare them by being bigger than them which isn’t hard if you’re 6' tall or thereabouts. Or, and bear with me here (ha!) close the top of the grill! Holy shit, drop the lid and he can’t get to your food!

Sometimes I really miss living in the south. Those accents are occasionally great/endearing.

False. If a black bear attacks you are supposed to yell and scream and get as big as you can.

“Hey dude, I’m a fucking bear not a sorority chick. You’re not gonna get me to do your bidding by throwing a fucking watered-down domestic brew at me!”

Scene: First thing on the next Monday morning downtown:

Ok, so in the 1770's when America was trying to cobble together a nation to fight the British, instead of compromising with the southern colonies to allow some form of slavery, but to outlaw the importation of slaves from Africa at a future date, what should they have done?

Why would you call the founding fathers pieces of shit? As Theadore Parker said, “The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice.”

Yes, Trump had a dog whistle for racist. But you can’t leap to all Trump supporters are racist. Nearly half of the country voted for him.

But you guys win so many games!

I’d feel better if the team that lost didn’t advance. The winning team already advanced and being disqualified should mean there is no final game. The opponent should get the title without playing. Again, punish the kids or whatever, but why do the losers get to advance? You might be teaching a lesson to one group,…

real talk though, should they really not get to play in the championship? seems a little overboard for something thats just not that big of a deal sure punish them but find something that fits the crime. In sports theres always a punishment no one wants to do.. make them run while saying sorry and snap that!

I don’t get the lesson here. Yes it was childish, but they won the game. Punish them in some other way. If I’m the other team I sure don’t want to advance like that.

Soo...yea...not true. I hate the idea of slavery on multiple levels, but this is a straight up lie. When Europeans landed in Africa, they pretty much took advantage of a system that was already in place. Yes, we cranked it to 11 with little regard for anything but profit and efficiency as we are wont to do, but we…

1) No they don’t. The murder rate isn’t high enough for white people to “walk every day” or even every week for murdering black people.

except this time....the glove FITS !

Are... are we allowed to be mad at everyone who gets away with murder?

Nobody has ever accused me of pulling any weapon on them

The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

I found it oddly satisfying. Like this video: