I’m upset cuz my fantasy team is now fucked, please leave your sympathy in the space below because you should care about this too

You’re as good at hiding this joke attempt as Fleury is at hiding a puck.

Any hacker will tell you it was ridiculous for consumers to be so crazy about the NES Classic. It’s little more than a tiny Linux computer crammed inside a cool looking case. With a little cash and coding you can make a device that’s just as cool

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

“...early Muslims were persecuted and for years in an endless struggle...” Umm, Mohammed started the fighting, dude. 

Can you ‘mansplain’ something to another guy?

The difference is there are tens of thousands of extremists using those words to commit horrible acts of violence.

Honestly, I don’t understand the uproar. 7 people were killed by US missiles yesterday. We even gave their allies warning before launching them.

There’s not going to be a war. What happened was this: Assad stupidly went full Saddam and committed an atrocity that the West couldn’t just ignore, Trump saw an opportunity to gain back political points(the Repubs are struggling in a KANSAS election, ffs), Putin will make noise but is happy to see his puppet get back…

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

Well, there’s always hope that somebody learned a lesson from Matt Cassel’s run in Kansas City.

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

Neither are top flight options, but Cutler and Kaepernick would both represent significant upgrades at QB for a team that won a playoff game last year. Might as well sign one and hope you get that one-off Flacco style SB season.

Someone should throw a pizza at that dude’s head

ETA everyone should laugh like Don Orsillo laughs in this

I am an adult child! A poorly behaved adult child! I will not give this ball to the actual child next to me! I will display this ball in my office no one uses for the next ten years until I lose it in a move! !!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

Too soon dude

So disconcerting. Usually Flyers goalies don’t crash until the playoffs.

Utterly terrifying. He was awake when they wheeled him off the ice. Hope he’s ok.

I can’t wait to get excited for a spot in the wild card game only to face off against the current most dominant starter the NL has to offer. I really won’t complain though since I spent most of my life listening to my dad tell me about the glory years while I watched a team that couldn’t even finish .500