Wouldn’t be BMW if it wasn’t at least 8 or 9 syllables.

It wouldn’t be jalopnik without making everything about Elon Musk

You come to an notoriously irreverent car blog that has built its business on emotion and reader engagement, for technical news? What the fuck?

Fucking knew you’d be here.

“Guys. Guys. They’re so far behind I can barely even see them.”

I ordered a Model Y...

Right?

Would being charged $65k when you could have only paid $59k count as a “surprise billing?”

...who the hell wants to drive a minibus around on a daily basis?

Speaking of the Glass Onion, why the fuck is this “overlander” a sportback? What happens to those skis on the roof when you need to get into the back of the car? How useful is a 3 foot “bed?” Where did they put the front wheels of those 29ers when they mounted them in this “bed?” Did they put them up front? If so,…

I remember all those discussions/arguments about “why would you pay 55 for a zupra when you can get a C8 for 60?” Jesus christ those were simpler times.

Do you really think a 25 year old in a Ghibli or a Velar gives a fuck about an oil change because their lease paperwork stipulates it?

Crossover “coupes”

Time and convenience also have value. This is why even individuals for whom the cost of repairs are insignificant still care about reliability, and also why reliability can actually matter far more depending on how valuable your time is.

Hey at least they’re reliable enough that they’re worth stealing now!

What is a heat transfer case?

Supercruise, as compared to EAP, doesn’t currently have automated lane changes or navigate interchanges (or include gimmicks like summon), but it is also hands free and instead uses eye-tracking to ensure attention of the driver is maintained. 

Well for one, FSD beta is supposedly in beta testing.

for real

You make it sound like his vote was anything other than self interest. His deal with Democrats included an agreement to attach permitting reform to the NDAA. This amendment, which directly affected a pipeline to sell WV nat gas, was rejected last month.