Found the guy’s burner I think.

*gets presented with a piece of data that contradicts previously drawn conclusions

Like your back?

Oh it’s very fucking real.

LMFAO

Where’s that guy that bought a bunch of CVNA betting on their recovery?

My man. That’s what he’s doing.

Depends on how intelligently it’s crafted. See the ACA.

Gas prices are up again?!

Bro, I don’t work at Acura. If you want to know why they’re making a 40-50k hot hatch, email the fucking product manager.

Tuning maybe?

Oh yeah, 99% of people buying a S3 or one of the alternatives are totally concerned about ring times.

Two obvious answers considering what it’s competing against in the “luxury” space: AWD and DCT (or some auto option that isn’t a CVT). If the price “starts with a 5", you’re in S3/240i territory.

I don’t know what those folks are trying to prove and why they are so offended by the idea of a bicycle.

US added 284,000 jobs in October and 263,000 jobs in November and Q3 GDP grew 2.9%. Perpetual looming recession aside, we can handle a Grand Highlander.

I’m sure we’re going to suffer the same idiotic “ahead of the competition” bullshit with the triangle truck when it finally gets released. Literally behind every major competing manufacturer, some by several years.

9 of the top 10 companies in the world by market cap are US companies. 4 of the top 10 companies in the world by revenue (7 of 10 if you exclude Chinese state sponsored organizations) are in the US.

*Laments political overtones in his automotive website

This is either satirical perfection or proof of how simping for Elon requires some sort of intellectual disability.

Not releasing key specs that could electrify the hype around the release, just so competitors don’t get that information for a week or 2, would be remarkably stupid. Even for Space Karen.