I cannot fathom how much I would want to shoot myself if I, as a teenager, was riding around with my 70 year old father, who believed himself to be the most amazing person on the planet while actually being one of the most embarrassing figures in human history, and being forced to listen to Blank Space because he…

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You are assuming that Joe would remember where he left the keys to that Corvette, or even that he has a Corvette, or that he remembers what a car is....

I don’t know.

Side effects include constipation, high blood pressure, cataracts, enlarged prostate, crew socks, arthritis, susceptibility to telemarketing scams, and a general distrust of young adults.

We aren’t discussing which car will last longer, we are discussing why used BMW’s are flying off the lot.

We actually want the same spec but can’t agree on the colors. She REALLY wants cactus grey for some reason.

When your choice is a new Huyndai or a CPO loaded BMW at the same price (but likely better financing options on the BMW) it makes sense the BMW’s are hard to keep on the lot.

Between the migration of the douchebros to Tesla and BMW charging a subscription fee for things that you can get on $7k used 2016 Chevy Sonic, my hunch is people just aren’t trading for BMWs as much.

It doesn’t work that way. You don’t block streets, and you don’t destroy property.

An attack on my property while I’m inside it is a reliable precursor to an attack on my person.

...you forfeit the right to be called a peaceful protestor once you threaten or damage my property or person.

So someone in a vehicle, who might be inconvenienced by a crowd, has the right to play judge, jury and executioner and kill them.

Please. If he loses, he’ll leave.

They get to keep it as long as they prove they used it for payroll or approved expenses.

So just because King Cheetoh, Mitch McTurtleface, and all the minions will use things like PPP loans and stimulus checks for personal gain, does not make them bad ideas. I would rather an asshat do the right thing by accident than a good person do nothing at all.

This is misleading. The Executive Branch signed the law which was created by the Legislative Branch. Then banks technically approved the loan to the business.

Your generation didn’t address terrorists murdering black people for fucking DECADES, so I think he probably gets a pass for overlooking some destruction of property that occurred in the heat of the moment.

Don’t hate, hate is sooooo 1800's.