For those of you holding out hope that there will eventually be incentives for these, our hairdresser just bought one...in the middle of a global pandemic...when people literally cannot legally get their hair cut.

80% of people have maintained their income...

And I assume the red hat signifying support for racists also does not “make one a racist,” correct?

Here’s a picture of it before it went space x. You tell me.

Nazis going down with the ship is so spot on in 2020.

Myself I’ve been leafing through the pop culture hit “Book of Revelation.” 

We should have full on COD multiplayer in Teslas while Autopilot gets us to and from our destinations...

I think putting everything on green down at Ceasar’s is probably safer.

I mean, I get it. But when you live in a world as fucked up as ours, it’s probably pretty difficult as a writer not to write about it.

Also, be a grownup about death in general - you can’t save everyone. Sometimes you can’t save anyone.

The old and sick need to be on lockdown, and so do thier caregivers. The rest of us need to get on with our lives to the greatest extent possible.

And when restaurants and bars reopen, I know I’m going to be going out to support my local establishments... and I know there are plenty of others who will do the same.

Now is the time to make financial moves.

I’m considering a new literary contribution and looking for collaborators:

For starters, my underwear.

We should have moved to protect the most vulnerable in our society and let everything else go on (mostly) as usual, in order to establish herd immunity.

Automakers are deferring all the payments for like 6 months. Don’t worry. Economy is going to come back bigly and all those filers will have new jobs by then. It’s going to be incredible...like a miracle.

Someone lit a cell phone tower on fire in England because they think 5G causes covid, never doubt the stupidity of the few.

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