Gainesville cops catch the ball, but don’t really do anything with it.

True Detective, Season ONE. Perfect song and visual motif for the milieu of the show.

Thank you for the clarification that mental illness does not equal violence. I’m sick of the idea of trigger happy men mass murdering and getting away with being “crazy.” Agreed with the US being terrifying for the Other.....we women can’t even get basic health care with out being terrorized. Uggg.

No different that calling something a sandwich that has no sand in it at all...

His family announced they would be moving to the middle east so the boy could fulfill his potential. They are offered free tuition, gifts etc.

Lebron. Definitely Lebron.

These girls couldn’t be doing this with the encouragement and support of their parents.

Same story. You really just have to wake up to it at 2 in the morning to get the full effect. Only show that gives Wonder Shozen a run for it’s weird money.

Ohh I’m grosss oooh Chiks don’t dig me OOOh I am high 23 hours a day because I smoke pot End Credits

Or A Very Sunny Christmas.

Tom Goes to the Mayor (Tim & Eric) was pretty awesome/weird too. It featured yet another underrated Bob Odenkirk role. Wizz!

When I make a ham and cheese sandwich, I use the cheese to spread the mayo on the bread instead of a knife.

- Vin Baker, before buying iced tea.

The real question is at what point can we look at Rose’s youth and better years as the aberration and not the norm. Yeah he had a lot of promise but he’s the Michael Vick of the NBA, he puts his body through too much and acts like people should feel sorry for him when it doesn't work out. I felt bad for the first…

I love you guys, I really do. But these videos are unilaterally awful. The tone is weird, and definitely not aligned with the rest of the Gawker #brand. And they’re not funny enough to be watchable given the lack of information they contain. (Really, what did this one tell me? Have friends? Play music? Pick a theme?…

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”

But what does he think of the 26.2 sticker on the back of my Subaru Outback?

I know there’s a lot of jokes going around about this, but I really feel bad for the guy—he lost what is probably the dream job he worked his entire life for because he has a serious problem he can’t control. Hopefully he gets the help he needs.