We’re burying the lede here. Somehow, in contradiction to all the known laws of nature, the O’s started Ubaldo Jimenez against Scherzer, let Ubaldo go almost 8 innings, and DID NOT LOSE.

Is there any chance that Scherzer, 10 years from now, isn’t in the Curt Schilling crazy-retired-pitcher-turned-lunatic-fringe-pundit seat?

As an Orioles fan, I want this week to end.

On Splitscreen you guys were debating how to say “Automata”. I believe it’s

The best revenge is living well. Continuing to hit monstrous HRs would be one good answer to the stupidity. And I’m a Sox fan.

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

As a Red Sox Fan I would say that we need to impose lifetime bans on people using racist taunts against players. Period. No second chances. Also, anyone who thinks I am a Racist because I am from Boston is just as guilty of idiotic generalization as these drunken racists idiots.

(Red Sox fans turn on Red Sox management as race traitors, set fire to 1970s school bus they had stored in a warehouse for just such an occasion in protest)

Ohh . . . I think I figured out my problem . . . :(

I’m a hick, but not a redneck. If I went mudding, I would be a redneck for that time. If mudding was my preferred driving activity, I would be a permanent redneck.

Excuse me, Barry. I think you mean:

Hey now, the kind of Aztec temple half water level (I think in sonic 3?) **have been shown it was Aquatic Ruin in Sonic 2!** was pretty awesome. So maybe half water is okay.

This was obviously stupid - but I genuinely have to believe that Barnes meant to throw at Machado’s ass and is just really bad at it. He deserves to get suspended and I think he will. I’m a Sox fan and this is all super dumb. Just play.

how the hell does it not cost 4.20?

I can’t believe that this even made the news back in the day given the contemporaneous ravaging of Bowling Green by repeated terrorist massacres.

No, this is how pornography is shown in Japan. I am being dead serious.