O-o-o-ozempic!

Dude, they have two Biden impersonators right now: James Austin Johnson, who did it last season, and Mikey Day. They’ve had two Biden cold opens in the last week.

I’m confused by the vitriol, honestly. Look at it from the perspective of someone who is neither a Swiftie nor a member of the BeyHive in, say, Detroit. Taylor Swift’s tour came to town in early June for two shows and was met with breathless wall-to-wall media coverage of the circus around the show: the long lines for…

That last sentence was poorly-written on my part. I meant to imply people will eventually be indifferent to Taylor rather than specifically cancelling her, not that people are currently indifferent to Beyonce (though I think things are trending that direction).

I would be willing to bet $100 he didn’t know who Casey Wilson was. Doesn’t excuse it, but he seems like the kind of guy who’s willing to pal around with people he thinks are on his level and treats everyone else like dirt.

Beyonce spent the summer and fall playing stadiums a month or two after Taylor did, with ticket sales almost but not quite as good as Taylor’s, and making a movie that came out a couple of months after Taylor’s. Even though she was quite successful, it seems like a copycat strategy.

I’ve seen the picture, and I feel like the appearance by [REDACTED VILLAIN] falls under the category of “pretty obvious person for them to fight” rather than “magic surprise built for audience joy.” I mean, it’s not like they’re fighting Thanos or Lex Luthor or Zac Efron’s character from Greatest Showman or something.

Setting the merits of these cases aside, I have to think people are suing en masse right now because they saw Combs settled the first lawsuit in less than a week.

You’re very kind to have forgotten The Idol. 

Dan Levy seems to have joined Steve Carell on the list of “people not interested in being funny any longer.”

Take a look at all the Eternals and Thor: Love and Thunder Lego sets that are now on clearance at places like Target...

It really is amazing that none of the original cast have been able to sustain a TV or film career. The best you can say these days is that Chord Overstreet and Amber Riley do Christmas movies (not together, alas).

You know what’s one thing Taylor Swift has over Beyonce? You never hear from Taylor’s parents.

I assume the new white Vision would show up at some point in the MCU, but it sure doesn’t seem like it’s going to happen...

I think we may look back and decide Girls Trip was the worst thing that ever happened to Tiffany Haddish. Before it, she was a B-list stand-up and a working actor. After it, she appears to have said yes to pretty much everything (probably because her terrible childhood has led her to believe it can all be taken away…

I liked that song at the time, but I never saw the video until today, and OOF... it’s condescending and racist.

One mistake: they hired Jerry O’Connell to play adult Georgie after they’d cast young Georgie, and young Georgie has topped out at maybe 5'8".

$65 for the Mario soundtrack on vinyl? That can’t be right.

I love that there are 118 comments as I’m typing this, and no one bothered to guess what MCU property Barsanti is boycotting. Ha!

This is actually a perfect album for streaming. People can listen to it once without feeling like they wasted their money (as I, for example, felt when I bought the Tuatara albums in the late ‘90s).