Completely agree with you on open marriages, but I would argue Will Smith is not a healthy or fully-functioning or emotionally stable adult, and clearly lacks communication skills.

Maybe because he’s self-aware enough not to walk up to 5'4" Regina Hall and slap her?

Will Smith has been publicly thirsting after an Oscar this entire century, crapping out treacly nonsense like Pursuit of Happyness, Seven Pounds, and Concussion to try and get a nomination (only one for three there, BTW). He finally won, and ruined it before he even got up for the acceptance speech. Seems oddly…

He looked glassy-eyed on the red carpet before the show, too.

See, to me, it’s not about the alopecia joke at all. It’s about the open marriage joke earlier in the night from Regina Hall. And the even funnier open marriage joke Rebel Wilson made at the BAFTAs last week. And the dozens of open marriage jokes made over the last few years. But Will Smith can’t hit female comics, or…

You have saved me the trouble of closely reading the article. I thank you.

I wonder if we’re supposed to assume that 20-year-old Kate is already in the midst of a serious weight gain, and she’s supposed to be too heavy to get a boost. Obviously, you can’t ask the actress playing her to gain a bunch of weight for the last half-season of a TV show, and they probably don’t want to put her in a…

Continuing with his theme of pushing the world of fashion forward, this time Harry is wearing... (checks again) a 10-year-old girl’s blouse from Goodwill?

Having seen more than my share of Disney and Disney+ teen movies, Margaret Cho is going to get ten minutes MAX of screentime in this thing.

I’m too lazy to Google it, but has anyone ever asked Kelly Clarkson what her reaction to this scene was?

I was assuming Disney believes there’s no chance it wins Best Picture. If you know you’re not going up on stage anyway, why bother paying for everyone to come?

From an MCU perspective, they should have just let it exist on its own terms, by explicitly setting it on an alternate Earth. Then you wouldn’t have the clumsy dialogue about where the Eternals were when Thanos invaded. And in the climax, when the Earth is literally being cracked open like an egg, you don’t have to…

I hope “Dos Oroguitas” loses just to show Disney what a supreme screw-up nominating it was. It’s maybe the fourth-best song in the film.

Yeah, any non-Oscar-bait movie from Netflix starts off at a pretty low bar for me. If they thought the audience was willing to watch this, instead of half-watch it while looking at their phone / making dinner, then they’d put it in theaters.

Didn’t the first trailer for this come out two years ago?

Cyrano is going to go down as this year’s movie that made the full-court Oscar press, then got completely snubbed. Didn’t Rabin once have a term for those?

Theories on why this was dumped onto Disney+?

Are they airing the US show in the UK? Is Paramount+ available in the UK?

Are we supposed to know who Divided by Zero and Secret Seven are? I looked them up and their biggest achievement appears to have been getting nominated for San Diego music awards.

When was this? I had a boss whose elementary-age kids were REALLY into Beyblade, sometime around ‘08.  I don’t remember ever seeing a reference to it since then.