Holy shit. I guess US Weekly was right, all 27 times they published this story.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

That’s just great. Now we’ll be inundated with “Brad Pitt gets back together with Jennifer Aniston” headlines for the next 20 years.

Don’t worry, he’s now clarified that only things *he* says should be taken seriously.

“Mr. Trump was finally able to bring this ugly incident to a close.........”

Jesus fucking Christ. Again, HOW is this gaseous shitbag a major party nominee for President? Fucking hell.

I just avoid actually watching any videos of anything he does in person because he makes me so nauseated. But once in awhile I feel bad like maybe I’m reading all biased news and he can’t be THAT awful and maybe I should watch him speak directly and give him a fair shake. Then I do and it’s always worse than what I’d…

HTFG, fuck the NYT. The have had every goddamn opportunity in the fucking world to expose his truly incredible ability to lie with a straight face and instead, chose readership/commenter numbers.

He just keeps saying things that are verifiably completely false and NOBODY IN THE MSM EVER MAKES HIM ANSWER FOR IT GODDAMMIT.

Imagine working on a PR team whose days consists of trying to legitimize their candidate by softening his stance that the President of the United States isn’t from the United States. Those fuckers earn their checks.

Trump continues to elevate gaslighting to an art form.

I do this “indecipherable noises” thing a lot when it comes to Candidate Trump. Mine sounds a little like Donald Duck having a tantrum. You?

I just

Trump has backed himself into a big corner this time. He’s a fucking racist for constantly talking about Obama’s birth place, and he’s a fucking racist for not talking about it. What we’ve learned from this latest Trump campaign update, ladies and gentlemen, is that Trump is a fucking racist no matter what. So,…

His PR team is desperately trying to shove him in a direction he clearly doesn’t want to go. He knows his base eats up that birther nonsense; if he publicly walks it back now, after these several years, I’ll be shocked.

I am absolutely devastated.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

“Taylor was the one to put the brakes on the relationship.”

POOR TAY TO

The New York Post confirmed the news, reporting that, “ITS A NO GO FOR TAYTO!”