I quit reading as I was instructed. Is the knife any good? Bill Clinton wants to know too.

It's one thing to be an asshole, it's another to be this much of an asshole.

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I'm curious; Stana Katic has got to be a union worker since she's on Castle. Aren't union workers required to be paid a bare-minimum amount (in the range of $50k), no matter what, when working? OK, quick wikipedia says yes: [en.wikipedia.org]

If our desert tortoise ever loses a leg I know where I'm going.

Re Sky News anchors: I don't know if trolling, or very stupid.

Better off getting a monthly spot there then.

And the PS2 will be able to render Toy Story.

That price is nice. Is it waterproofed to the point you can swim with it?

Yeah, I liked Star Wars before it was cool too.

Chewbacca needs to shave her Bikini zone.

+1

The two kids thing is interesting. Let's hope they have decent, non-identical middle names.

and you can adjust the playback volume

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Cutest. Destroyer. Ever.

Just? I don't think you've been paying attention to the news. They've been investigated for some time now. I just think it's funny that people are always saying "oh shit, the government is going to be on their ass now" every single time this happens.

That's a good point; I see what you mean. That's the easiest thing to replace though; another microfiber cloth would do the job.

Well that's less interesting than I thought. I figured they just had a stash of bombs and kept blowing them up to call the kids in.

I was able to get a Tivoli radio for real cheap when I was working at restoration hardware, and I love it. It's a mono unit but the sound that comes out of it is pretty remarkable. The thing feels like it weighs 10 pounds because it's got a big old honking magnet in there to drive the single speaker. I completely…