This is a bad take.

I think infinite scroll got the better of you. This isn’t the article about the idiots complaining about women in Battlefield.

Personally, I was hoping Virtua Fighter wasn’t dead, but the chances of us seeing seems to be slim to none.

Are you a shitty parent? Then you probably won’t have to deal with it.

Oh it can get so so much worse...

You’ll be dealing with worse, far worse.

Youtube, Fortnight, and adolescence a match made in virtual hell.

“just can’t do that with modern TVs and monitors” you say?

Did two years in the Army as a single parent. Can confirm: it sucks.

“Look, guy’s normally I’d be down for all the punching and kicking that goes into this before I burst into flames and land a finisher, but I’ve had like an hours worth of sleep because the kid has a nasty case of colic. So I’m going to shoot you both in the head and call it a day.”

Judging by the product description, it’s a little limited. No rumble HD, no motion sensors, works only when directly connected to the “tablet”.

The founders of Criterion live on in Three Fields Entertainment, at least. They recently released Dangerous Golf and Danger Zone, which are basically crash mode from Burnout. Rumor is they’re working on an arcade racer next.

Oh this is a fun game! BLANK is too good to have stayed buried on the Wii U. Fill in the Blank

A. Jack Thompson’s back? Fuck.

I’m still sad that Adventure Time is coming to an end and all we got on the gaming front is one okay AT game floating atop a sea of garbage.

I remember playing Mortal Kombat 3 with a friend on his Nomad. We were squeezed onto the couch and I had to have a controller plugged into the Nomad and we shared the tiny screen. It was weird and kinda terrible but at the time I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

I’ve written about:

It’s not rewriting history. Gravity Falls isn’t real. The events depicted in it did not happen.

How is a bit role in a cartoon show “history”? This wasn’t some historical event between world leaders, this was a one-off joke for a kid’s show. There’s no grave importance here in keeping everything in tact, but this bit in a show for kid’s does seem really fucked up in retrospect, and the creator is totally within…

I found a better way to make money