British people? I've watched enough episodes of Derek to prove otherwise!

I would not be opposed to watching that, especially if it lead to new Street Sharks action figures.

Your grandmother sounds awesome.

Whos humor?

This is basically Dumb Running Sonic: The Video Game. I approve.

That review scale mentioned in the video is pretty hilarious. 931 out of 1000? Why would rating out of a thousand be preferable to ten? Also, pint glasses? Clearly game reviews have a long history of being ridiculous.

30fps? No buy. It will be near unplayable. My eyeballs can't enjoy anything below 500fps.

I'm pretty sure this was one of the first iPhone games I played. I've been waiting years for this port... So yeah, it's about time.

Because it's fun?

5 to 6 hours to complete the story with a perfect playthrough, maybe... But there's more to it than that. $15 really isn't asking much, I think.

I'm surprised you bothered to play them.

I've done hundreds of hours of research to prove otherwise.
But yes, a lot of combos and beating through mindless hoards of enemies is involved. But a lot of people enjoy that, obviously. Think of them as modern day Final Fights.

Should have used that money to commission a new Aphex Twin album.

You're wrong.

Yes, this might be why Hawken looks so awesome to me... Just need a PC to run it on.

I'd hope for Genki to make a new one but I don't think they've made a console game for years... Shame.

Ah, so that's why... I'll keep an eye out for it. Hopefully my Xbox still works.

No, but I remember seeing the cover... Now that I see gameplay, I'm wondering why I didn't play that as well. Is it single player?

I did play Phantom Crash, though, which also involved mechs and I rarely hear about it. It was basically an online multiplayer with no online multiplayer... Think there was a sequel on PS2…

I'm not sure why I didn't play this game. I'm a huge Panzer Dragoon fan and I loved the more obscure Xbox titles... Panzer Dragoon Orta, Otogi 1/2 and Gun Valkyrie were highlights. So why did I miss out on this? Maybe it was the online aspect... Or maybe because SEGA didn't publish it.

Speaking of which... Microsoft,…

Smash Bros seems to be included in the deal, but not the others for some reason.