It depends. Do you intend to, in the parlance of the White House, “move on her like a bitch”?

you’re supposed to use bills at the strip club. you’re not supposed to swipe.

Yeah, but it was in that week’s Newsweek. They based it on something. Even if that something is essentially unconfirmable.

i’m just glad those bananas aren’t $4.20

bananas are $.69?

nice.

You’re insane. This lyric only makes sense the way Darnielle, you know, *wrote* it.

There’s been a longstanding rumor that someone did indeed dip a page from Vogue in Versace’s blood mere moments after he was shot.

Nah, we really wouldn’t, dog! Like not even a little bit. But have your bad self an eldritch little Christmas anyway.

Imagine if your therapeutic options for dealing with childhood trauma included the option of dressing up in body armor and beating the living shit out of the poor and mentally dispossessed. The rich: they’re just like us.

And reaching his hand out, as if to grope an invisible, unwitting teen just out of his reach.

They’re a whole family of very strong technical comedians and related multi-hyphenates (Justin is a video producer, Griffin is an editor, Travis is an actor), and their gimmick on some of their projects is that they’re brothers with a uniquely strong bond. All of their content is “about” something. It’s still comedy.

There’s a classic Reginald D. Hunter bit about Batman that gets to the heart of what you’re talking about. “I don’t respect the concept of Batman because of what I understand about politics...he doesn’t mess with the Murdochs or the Trumps, he really just fuck with the purse snatchers on the corner.”

Season 3 is so far the best season Rick and Morty, which is proof positive that adding gender diversity to a writers’ room is a great way to improve your show. It’s completely unfuckingshocking that some idiots would be threatened by that.

“Drone” link goes to some dodgy-looking activated charcoal toothpaste.

“Drone” link goes to some dodgy-looking activated charcoal toothpaste.

Even from the examples you give, she was by far the best part of Joy and was completely excellent in at least the first, second, and fourth Hunger Gameses, and she was terrific (albeit maybe miscast?) in First Class.

On top of that, she was off-the-charts great in Winter’s Bone and the other David O. Russell movies she…

dude.

dude!

As a longtime Giz, Kotaku, and Lifehacker reader who’s drifted away because of the sheer awfulness of Kinja, it’s sad to watch the AV Club die the same way. Goodbye. This wonderful website is really going to be missed, and I didn’t even know it was going.

There's a serious point to it. The fascists showed up to Charlottesville with an unreal number of guns. People in the counterprotests are going to continue getting killed. SNL doesn't want deaths on its hands.

Spectacular.

Not to mention using Across 110th St. better than the actual movie.