What kind of day has it been?

Milo's basically a warning against waking up hung over and getting your self-tanner mixed up with your self-loathing in the bathroom.

You're not just sentimental. That was devastating.

I nasty-sobbed my way through the reconciliation scene.

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Sent me off to a foreign land/to go and kill the Hey Nong Man

By elevating it above its usual utter shitness?

Dick, chuck, none of it sounds good.

C'mon, bro, we're in post-fact America.

Or muster proof, really.

It's telling that even though he won, he's still complaining about the goddamn riggers.

You don't need to shout that directly into my c*ck.

You don't want to mix your uppers and downers like that.

Heh. Elected officials don't have the best luck in Marvel properties in general.

Isn't there a 2013 newspaper in Iron Man 3? I always assumed IM3 was either December 2013 or ran Dec-Jan.

Right, you always elect a Republican after an alien invasion. That's just good sense.

The timeline would also work if he lost in 2012 to Ellis as the Republican nominee.

I'm tickled by it. That's exactly what they're going for. They're really pouring on the love for LC's blaxploitation roots.

…of Boogie Down Productions fame. The fight that killed Scott La Rock originally started over a domestic involving D-Nice. It's sort of amazing anybody survived the 1980s.

I have to say, when I first read your comment, I anticipated the phrase "gleefully swatting their relatives" to mean that you were going to propose an ethical scale of human/animal/plant suffering incorporating people punching parents and siblings in the face.