Legit have never heard of this trope. Weird.

So. Many. Ads.

She probably didn’t go for an addiction to the internet. Or because of Lupus (who the hell goes to rehab for lupus?) She mentions DBT so it’s probably depression, anxiety and/or axis II stuff.

Damn. How are you always on FIRE?

I am so interested in the Wire and try to watch it but then my mind wanders. I would love to hear your thoughts on the show.

This is the best comment of the internet today.

What? Look at that tiny tea cup!

They’re surprisingly helpful on phone calls, though. Usually when making calls to local voters you get hung up on but if Leo Dicaprio is all, “Ayyyye, he’s an important issues” folks seem less likely to tell him to stop calling and hang up.

God I love a good Simpsons ref.

Retouching and some tape. Basically, they do stuff to their bodies to look like that and the average woman has no interest in doing because we don’t make money from it. And it is uncomfortable, so fuck it.

It’s called “the ideal woman”, get with the program. Duh.

That’s the spirit!

My kind of neighborhood.

She’s not shilling to you or me. There are plenty of people who are less wealthy than she is who buy this shit. Think of the Real Housewives type.

I’m glad you’re in a better place both personally and financially.

LOL HR is my jam. I loooooove problem solving interpersonal HR issues for large corps.

My exact thoughts...though mine were slightly pornier (if that’s a word).

You sound like a really cool person to be with on a working team.

I will take that uncut coke off your hands.

I think that I would actually like to hear what your dream retirement savings plan would look like.