They’re surprisingly helpful on phone calls, though. Usually when making calls to local voters you get hung up on but if Leo Dicaprio is all, “Ayyyye, he’s an important issues” folks seem less likely to tell him to stop calling and hang up.

God I love a good Simpsons ref.

Retouching and some tape. Basically, they do stuff to their bodies to look like that and the average woman has no interest in doing because we don’t make money from it. And it is uncomfortable, so fuck it.

It’s called “the ideal woman”, get with the program. Duh.

That’s the spirit!

My kind of neighborhood.

She’s not shilling to you or me. There are plenty of people who are less wealthy than she is who buy this shit. Think of the Real Housewives type.

I’m glad you’re in a better place both personally and financially.

LOL HR is my jam. I loooooove problem solving interpersonal HR issues for large corps.

My exact thoughts...though mine were slightly pornier (if that’s a word).

You sound like a really cool person to be with on a working team.

I will take that uncut coke off your hands.

I think that I would actually like to hear what your dream retirement savings plan would look like.

Fuck yea, FluterDale for pres.

You are a sweet human.

I’d start buying the fancy black Greek olives.

You are good people.

They’re amazing. I promise you. Just get a pair and bask in the glory of your new self.

Nevernude.

It was such a clean peck, too, what was his deal?