Everything about this is amazing.

Thank you for this honesty. I might be salty as hell about watching a fucking Brady get knighted before me, too. (And I’d get a custom made armor if I had his money and I’d wear that shit down the street and take photos with fans).

I’m down. But only if he wears the full armor forever everytime he’s in public because I bet he’d make it look really, really sex-aye.

Damn baby, you’d make Gaius Cassius proud.

Awesome, this is helpful. Thank you!

I haven’t listened to this in forever. I fucking love this.

lol you simple minded

BUT HER EMAILS

FUCK YEA SOUL RETRIEVALS DRUGS.

Hey...you think they’d want to adopt me? I’d be a nice sister.

Quoting Dr. Phil on the nets.

Every poor person who has a poor child who goes to a poor public school system is fucked. Every poor person who voted Trump has fucked their already fucked kid even more.

Every poor person who has a poor child who goes to a poor public school system is fucked. Every poor person who voted Trump has fucked their already fucked kid even more.

Ugh, that last one is so fucking cute. I love sharks.

That genuinely sounds like it sucks.

Or weed. Fewer calories. Less horrible hangover. I’ll make you some brownies if you prefer to eat something, though.

Some of us were beaten while learning proper grammar and WE CAN’T GIVE UP OUR PERIODS, FULL SENTENCES AND COMMAS IN TEXT.

Periods of all kind offend me. Keep that woman shit to yourself, please and thank you.

You have a lot of patience explaining that position to your doctor and honestly, if he still doesn’t get it after that dialogue, he’s got some issues.

Just curious; why do you think things like 50 shades sold so well? Do you think that publications like that are comparable to other major mass market publications like Dan Brown, King, etc?