I laughed so hard at that Jags/Jews meme that tears ran down my face at the office. Thanks a lot, Drew.

Man, she tried to lie about domestic violence to ruin his career? He should beat the shit out of her for pulling a stunt like that.

That statue would be way cooler if they were live panthers and were eating Cam’s heart/face.

I’m tired of seeing this chick everywhere. Show us them titties or pipe down.

A “YouTube star” not being paid for their “work” and “content” is the most 21st century white person problem I’ve ever heard of. One day North Korea or Russia or China will nuke us off the planet and we will deserve every second of it because of things like this.

Calling him a traitor for not standing during the anthem is a bit much. Calling him a giant douche for being so 7tupid and drawing attention to himself by any means necessary is more in the ballpark.

Whoever thought this up should be on the spin team for Trump’s campaign. Holy shit.

The Packers are an evil corporation like any other NFL team, people up here are just too dumb to notice it. They’re going to shut down every local bar/restaurant around Lambeau within the next 5 years and replace everything with chain joints we don’t need or want to make the Titletown District more attractive to rich…

I was forced to join a union at a previous job and it was the biggest pile of horseshit I’ve ever experienced. I’m not saying that they don’t have their benefits but too many lazy idiots that don’t deserve to be employed are protected for them to be worth it.

Did they add position subs you don’t have to re-do every single fucking game or a practice squad this year? If not, I’ll continue on with season #40 in Madden 15.

Bortles is super funny, even if I’m not sure it’s intentional. Really enjoy the Wikipedia club bit on Pardon My Take.

Give it until the end of September for Eddie Lacy to start putting on his winter weight. That stored fat is essential for him to remain alive during hibernation.

Jesus was capable of miracles but doesn’t hold any MLB records. Sounds like he’s got a questionable work ethic.

The Vikes have never been able to win a big game, their biggest rival doesn’t take them seriously, and their stadium looks like a glass pirate ship. Fuck Minnesota.

I hate JJ Watt so much. Everyone in Wisconsin worships him so I can only imagine what living in Houston is like. The guy couldn’t be a bigger fraud and I’m 100% certain he’ll be involved in some sort of scandal one day. I don’t know if it’ll be that he’s gay or that he has a bunch of dead kids in his freezer but the…

Harrison can’t have many more years left. Snapping Goodell’s back like he’s Bane would be a pretty baller way to go out.

Oh great, now everyone is going to think that Americans are assholes :(

I get the joke but having a man publish this is an interesting touch, unless I’m mistaken and the writer identifies as gender neutral or a pineapple or something.

There’s a fountain in downtown Indy where a bear is aggressively shoving his dick out into the general public. The “homeless” people there are not very convincing either.

This is awful. I would never tie my dick in a knot or leg a dog chew on it.