*looking around nervously*

I don’t even know my own gender, how would I even? *tosses penis over shoulder and walks off*

Opens trunk “HOLY SHIT THE ENGINE FELL OUT!!!”

“Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

They usually start releasing upgraded versions within 6 months, so I’ll hold out for the Model Y Trillium Hyper Omologato edition, or Y THO.

Let’s not promote body shaming here, eh?

Unless it’s a BMW crossover.

For me, not buying a tesla is a no-brainer as an ethical decision. you buy one, you’re buying a car made by unhappy, ununionized, overworked people. even the developers are miserable. The whole car is imbued with misery. When I buy a german car, I’m getting a car built by people with a balanced work day, great…

Get the business card of a lawyer, take it to the dealership and tell them you’ll be putting a retainer down instead of paying for the engine.

Ooh, that’s effed up. I would make it as big of a public issue as necessary. Enlist social media and start making some videos. Implicate the dealership, too.

I am one of the affected scion owners. 15 miles after i left the dealership i had the same symptoms as everybody else. It’s been a month, toyota corporate is brushing their shoulder, and the dealership isn’t compensating besides free labor to install a new engine, engine/block on my expense. First time i am posting…

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

Wait, so you’re telling me a company who won’t even list the price of their cars on their website without accounting for some nebulous “gas savings” is misleading us with their statistics for online vs in-person sales?

Bro. Adblocker. 

Yup, I find it funny that the land lords are all standing around thinking “ummm...Tesla, you signed a 5 year lease at my property with 4 years still left.....you cant just up and leave without paying me 4 more years of rent.....” 

Tesla’s “Disruptor” attitude of “fuck you, we’ll do as we please” continues to run into problems with actual reality.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me. YOU ARE TELLING ME. That an issued piece of US military equipment doesn’t work properly in actual field conditions? How dare you. HOW DARE YOU, sir, besmirch the good name of...

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.