Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:
ElTedChuck
tedders
goddamn onions.
Cool cars! Let us know when you drive one, I’m interested to hear about the experience.
We’re in America. Speak American.
...does that mean he’s not coming on then?
On the other, I wasn’t thrilled with how Skinner’s character was portrayed. His hatred of import cars and undying love for fat-displacement V8s felt very heavy-handed and stereotypical. Perhaps this was funny for a non-American audience, but for me it felt tired and stale. Like, “Oh, look, here’s a twangy American…
I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fucking god.
lets get this in bold, lest this critical lesson learned by skipped over by readers
I believe they prefer “LEAFs”
Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.
You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.
I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it
If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.
To be fair, I’ve done this for many kinds of cars. The problem’s not with Jeep people, it’s with me.
Dang, did a WRX steal your girlfriend?
Too late. He already traded it for this:
Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).
“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”