It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

That’s the problem right there: we’ve done too good a job making women into presidents and now small boys don’t believe in themselves. That’s it.

What is wrong with these people? Petulant children!

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

There are so many people like that! The vast majority of gun owners and gun shops are in favor of background checks, waiting periods, and registration. I even know one gun shop owner who’s in favor of permits and mandatory insurance. The problem is they get told what’s going to happen is that they’ll lose their guns…

Here’s the thing, though. I have no interest in Labyrinth. I don’t want to see it, I won’t go see it. Nor will most of my friends. But you don’t see me seeking out Labyrinth fan pages, or articles about Labryinth, to shit on it. I’m not interested in it, but I don’t feel the need to shit on people who are. I know my…

“Terroristic threats” is a legal term that has nothing to do with terrorism, the war on terror, the patriot act, etc. If you wrote a letter to the local paper threatening to shoot your town up 100 years ago, the charge would be the same.

I want to see grown hairy men fuck. I am not nobody, thanks.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

There is a politician in one of the western states - can’t remember her name - who has said this exact thing publicly. Starvation is a motivator.

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

That discussion is for the consideration of non-violent offenders. Not for rapists. Is your comment a joke? Am I missing something?

I’m not with you on that. I love the series and will be back for it.

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

Does it really matter? Credible or not I think it helps to publicize this sort of stuff — both to expose this ugliness and to push sites like Twitter to improve their harassment policies.

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

Absolutely right, I’m sure.

I am so tired