I was there last Monday and thinking to myself, I don’t remember it being 3D. The only disorienting part for me was the swoop on to the Quidditch Field and that may have not been a factor at all had I not just done the Dragon Challenge. The 3D can definitely be disorienting and I prefer NO ride be 3D. The Gringotts…

If you've heard two cats fucking in your backyard in the middle of the night, you've heard this song.

These standards DO apply to adults in the real world. If I made a racist remark to someone at work, I would lose my job. If we want to treat college students like adults, then they to need to understand that even legal actions can have unfavorable consequences.

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

I asked my mom how to use tampons with my first period, she looked embarrassed and said “you just put them in.” I also overheard her referring to sex (with a best friend on the phone) as “you know... That thing, I shower for it and he doesn’t.”

Monotheism is like Android OS, a fragmented world full of confused/passionate users.

They are legit the only reasons I check Jez every damn day now. wtf

I love Genevieve Gorder. She was the only designer that I really enjoyed watching. She has her own show on Netflix where she remodels her own New York apartment and she still applies the same principals you are talking about. Especially because she is using her own things, so she works backwards into the room color…

Really? Wow! So it totally IS my fault that I didn’t just fix the problem all on my own. How sad that it never occurred to me to Google, “How does my wife want me to kiss her?” and be rewarded with all the information I needed. Also, to my knowledge, she has never written a book about how she wants to be kissed. So I…

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

I had a hard time choosing between winter and fall for the best season. I live in California. Winter here is basically fall everywhere else. Temps in the 50s/60s... perfect for boots and sweaters. So I picked fall for what the season conjures for everyone else. But I meant California winter - basically…

Winter is fantastic precisely because it is awful. Being someone whose psychological gears are carefully calibrated to operate in the specific space between “morose” and “lachrymose”, I find winter delightful. In summer, everyone is happy and cheerful and full of joy and THAT IS GARBAGE.

This is so stupid, Jia. Everyone knows what the right answer is. The answer is winter. Winter is the best season. We all know this.

In the immortal words of Rebecca Rose:

I’m an observant Jew and granted we don’t believe in heaven but I can’t believe that a last minute ‘I repent and believe’ is what really counts. If you can't treat people with love and kindness on Earth, I don't believe you deserve it in the afterlife.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

The Republican candidates are disingenuous shit-slingers. Do we really want to behave the same way?

She’s going to get so much shit for saying that but it’s 100% accurate. These republicans yap about eeeeevil muslims not treating women right but don’t realize they’re sharing some ideas with terrorists

Uh...no you don’t.