How to land a professor and get all A’s

He’s hoping to reach new Golan Heights.

What would be cool is a port of say Basic 0/s. Retro fun !

Shut up Booga and eat your vegetarian....he’s very healthy for you....

Just proves that Stacy Dash is still as Clueless as ever......

Had I been there, my bar tab would have been double the cost of a ticket on the cruise.....and I would have needed serious couch time with a shrink.....

Damn you.. You had me.

Is disappoint no one believes him.

I used whiskey when I accidently got a big stain on my wifes’ favorite very expensive blouse.........I heard about this on the internet.

Harriet Potter.....you could say that it was an old Quiddich accident.....you fell off your broom and got hit by a Quafel.....

I got laid off from NCR back in the 90's after 20 years doing tech. A friend owned a local computer shop and hired me to repair printers to get me through until I found a job. One day the PC building techs were huddling around a problem build. The cabinet had a Reset switch on it. Problem was one of the techs had…

You’re so vain....you probably think this song is about you..........

A former friend of mine (owns a DJ company - more on that in a moment) had me fix his computers off and on over the years. He always watched what I was doing. Then he got me roped into fixing a computer for a lady photographer that shot weddings and receptions that he DJ’ed. First it was simple viruses, then a crashed…

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I don't see what's so outlandish about this. Plenty of ESPN personalities have unconventional bathroom habits. For example, Skip Bayless takes a shit every time he opens his mouth.