Just put some beads on the handles and make it look like a purse.....it would be the perfect old ladies home.

Every March, scores of Irish Chicagoans pee into the river changing it to a bright green overnight.

And the kids here at ISU will use all those features to shoot better selfies and walk into traffic while playing Pokemon Go.....

Those dumb bastards will buy anything....

I always wondered if there was an inside joke here....

If Hillary Clinton were tied to one track and a puppy and Donald Trump were tied to the other.........would you name your new puppy President Trump ?

I thought it was about this “old Lois Lane” who passed away in back in July...

I just threw up in my mouth....many many many times......

Defiance....it was starting to really click when it got cancelled.

Shiny !

In the signal seems to be all our answers to clean energy, elimination of disease, and hunger. We managed to decode the data but it makes no sense. It appears to be written in Common Core Math. Uh...does anyone understand Common Core Math?............Anyone ?????

Reason for strong signal discovered.....

Then you are Thern !!!! You are not of Barsoom !!!!

John Carter’s view from Barsoom....

Ahhh....Another Were-Car doomed to drive the streets until it kills his best friend....Will.i.am...!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar with his son who is only a human head. He tells the bartender that his son turned 21 and to give him a shot of whiskey. He does and the guy pours the whiskey into his son’s mouth...bam ! a body appears beneath his son’s head. The guy tells the bartender to give him another shot quickly. He pours…

He’s cute......tell him I give good head....