Oh by the water we had the water brought in specially for you from Rio......

So.....you want to be a writer.....

Kailash, when it rises.

It’s Fry’s dog Seymour !!!!!!

Didn’t see a mention here but does anyone know that Comet TV (an offshoot of the SciFi Channel) is giving away a trip to the last SG Convention ? It’s in Chicago on the 23rd-25th of September. I only live 3 hours down I-55 so I am going to drive up. Check out the contest...

No ...he’s dead !

If a fusion reaction started on Jupiter there would be an increase in gravity...not talking about mass. As for the Black Hole....yeah...I don’t buy the use of one...while it might start stellar ignition it would also slowly consume needed mass and its gravity might interfer with the H-H H-He reaction. As for the…

Yes but you were alluding to it turning night into day....too far and too small to do that.

I am a huge fan of the whole series and the movies. Stargate Atlantis went a whole new direction as did Stargate Universe. One thing I liked about the SG series was the humor.

At that distance Jupiter will appear most likely as a very bright round dot at the most. It is not big enough or have enough fuel to turn into a sun the size you are thinking of. Nope no global warming and no ‘white nights’. However, there will be a gravity field increase which will tug on inner and outer planets and…

Uh....okay....we turn Jupiter into a mini sun....what about the increase in gravity ? Jupiter’s gravity increase would exert more pull on the inner and outer planets and most likely would destabilize the entire solar system.

We have to steal the Bill of Rights.......Oh wait....everyone’s Rights were stolen a long time ago......

You try dealing with that SuperBitch....

Her !!!!