I just took the rider course in April this year and passed. Our class had the extra experience of taking the course in 15 degree temps because of the 40 mph wind. However, don’t expect after the course to jump a crotch rocket or a full dresser and do a 3 day ride. The course gives you the tools but not the experience.…

Uhhh......this is known as ‘Wilted Lettuce’. Fry bacon in a cast iron skillet. Clean and cut up leaf lettuce like Black Seed Simpson from the garden. Chop some young onions including some of the green stems and mix in with the lettuce. When bacon is crispy take off heat and put bacon on a paper towel to drain. Take…

As a wedding DJ, I am usually asked to do the intros. Occasionally I am asked to use a funny nickname but only if it is in good taste. One local DJ let the best man do it one time. The guy thought he was really cool using profanity and lewd terms for the wedding party. The guests were not thrilled, especially the…

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Hmmmm.........masturbating sitting down while being photographed.

Now that the Pi3 has wifi and Bluetooth.....we don’t need no stinkin ports.....

Now that the Pi3 has wifi...we don’t need no stinkin ethernet port....

Did I doooo thaaat ??????

Last time someone was silenced for speaking out and wasn’t listened to.....the Space Shuttle Challenger blew up.........

RIP !

“I can’t think of a better place for him to be when he gets a taste of that than with me.”

PTSD.......one of the benefits of a job....

A nuclear power plant is the perfect place to make the plutonium I need to generate the 1.21 jigawatts of power the Delore......Tesla needs....

I am laughing telepathicly at all of you talkers.....

Nothing wrong with being....robosexual.....