Could they then head to Illinois and saw Chicago off and set it afloat in Lake Michigan ?....us downstaters don’t need it.

Perfect storage for transporting .....uh .....organics........

President Snow: Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous. A spark is fine, as long as it’s contained.

I had a Hoover once.......it really sucked.....

I had a Hoover once.......it really sucked.....

Some chewing gum ???????

Some chewing gum ???????

Honey....grab me a beer out of the fridge.....I am trying to read this article about womans stuff.....

To us rednecks....its called a Couch Coma....

Raised in the Midwest with redneck southern leanings......Tomatoes make sauce and flower and milk with salt and pepper in a cast iron skillet make gravy. Especially after you fry sausage and have some biscuits baking in the over to sit next to your scrambled eggs.......

Camp Chippewa is for privileged young adults. Where you will have fun.....whether you like it or not.

Don’t you tell me what I can or can’t do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M’s, you can’t stop me! (9 to 5 the movie)

Arrrr dey going to da nuuclleeearrr wessellll ?

How many times do I have to tell you not to hit the nuclear weapon !!!

Spirit says I’m not a Medium....I’m a Large....