“sob”.....a moving depiction of me at work...

Or watching Monty Python......

The proper way to recycle inter-office memos....and the decisions printed on them.....

Communism was just a red herring.....I’m a capitalist....

OMG !!! NOOOOOO.......now we will have 3D Selfies !!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

OH !....so you’re a Bullshitter !

This is why I subscribe to the Braille edition of Playboy.....and I’m not blind......

I started at NCR back in the late 70’s and even though I am 60 I grew up with electronics and computers. I have supported desktops through servers, printers and various flavors of networks. I am a JOATMON. Over the past 20 years I have worked in various IT positions at a higher learning institution. First…

Police have no clues as to the killer of the Pillsbury Doughboy......investigators said crime scene tests are inconclusive.

What a waste of time....using an herb to inhibit potato growth.....researchers need to spend their time more constructively in solving real world problems like........genetically modifying the potato to grow spuds that are sour cream/chive, bacon and ranch and butter flavored.

I wish there were phone booths now. You know....where you can walk by someone talking on the phone and not hearing their conversation. Not like today where there is usually someone talking on their cell at high volume for all the world to hear....it you stop and look at them you usually get the angry look of ...”this…

Holiday dinners provide us with an anchor, and a focal point for our sense of famial belonging. While some may feel it is a forced ritualistic feast where their family puts the Fun in DisFUNctional still deep down inspite of conflicts it serves to reinforce the feeling of not being alone....of belonging to a family…

Nooo...yoooo aahhhhhh not......

I like this idea....

Ohhhhhh nooooo !!! I lost my water bottle and phone......I don’t know when to drink....am I thirsty....do I need a drink ???? I need my phone to tell me !!!! Oh god oh god...my phone had my eating app on it too !!!! Am I hungry ??? Do I need to eat ??? I need my phone to tell me !!!!

This article is so depressing......