Who’s exstink ? I bathe regularly....

Yes I know what Occam’s razor is....

I have come from a great battle...where I defeated the Cretans at Spartus....I mean the Spartans at Cretus....

Hey Apple what about me ??? You know....

Git yer osss to Mazzzzz....

“My house is haunted by mean evil spirit that fills me with depression all the time.”

How did your Walk for Alzheimer’s go ?

I’m not going to bother....here in Central Illinois....anytime there is an astronomical event.....skies are always overcast.

I am gonna spend all my money and then in my bank box I am going to put a Beta tape labeled...Last Will and Testament......let my disfunctional relatives go crazy trying to find out how to play it and if they got anything. My lawyer already has instructions to bury me with my Harley.

My underwear is older than that !!!