“....it would be another 15 minutes before it was done. Without even pausing, she started screaming in my face about how incompetent I and my co-workers were, how completely absurd it was that something as simple as a salad and hummus plate would take longer than 10 minutes, etc etc. This went on for awhile as I stood…

You can trust your car to the robot who wears the star....

Screw that !!!! I want a Pitbull !!!

What are thoooossse !!!!!

Sounds like a case of Robo-phobia.....

A friend of mine bought a laptop at a pawn and asked me to check out the memory and see what kind of upgrades it needed ( this happened in late fall a couple of years ago) . It was a top of the line, very expensive laptop and he got it for a couple hundred. I opened up the memory compartment and out fell a business…

I promise you Dis....Dat......and de otter Teng !!!!

Hey Josh.....How many fingers am I holding up ???

Yah....I’ve been tackled alot...why do you ask ?

Johnny Five first one to fight to become person. Not Property ! Johnny Five movies better than talking bear, better for children, parental units.

A White woman pretending to be Black......hmmm......how about a Black woman pretending to be White ? Then she gets found out.....

Hello...Tesla tech support ? My Tesla just appeared in my garage....the one that got hit by lightning 15 years ago !!!!

One of my favorites.....a classic.....

He was a biker.....Free Bird....Free Fallin....Free Ballin.....

A friend of mine had the last laugh. He worked in a local dealership garage for nearly 20 years and was fully certified. Only thing about him that made him stand out was his braided ponytail (he was a biker). Everyone knew that whatever was wrong he was one to go to get their car fixed right. Over time he had his…

Movie spoiler.....

It’s not even in my color !!!!