As toy expert Mike Mozart with Jeepers Media explains, “Barbie dolls usually lose lots of value.”

First the Apes rose up...but man defeated them....

When the port’s expansion opens next year, that will change—and the way your..... shoes/iPhone/bedspread/foodstuffs/shoddy, lead paint coated, slave labor built chinese crap.... arrive at your local Target/Apple Store/Amazon distribution center will change too.

Roy Schneider turned down the part...

Tatooine time....

This is better than the Omega-13 in Galaxy Quest which only gives you 13 seconds....

Good News !!! People !!!

Not another one !!!!!!

NooooKleear Wessssels.....

Connie, when our spaceship crashed, your mother was drivin...

Salvage 1 !!!! The Vulture has landed !

Connie, when our spaceship crashed....Your mother was drivin...

Good News !!! People !!!!

Beat me to it !!!!

I don’t always drink synthetics.....but when I do.... I drink a Blood Light.....Stay blood thirsty my friends.

Hey Josh.....How many fingers am I holding up ???

Yah....I’ve been tackled alot...why do you ask ?

So if this doesn’t really work...it is....... a Sham Poo ?