It’s a French Press.....you need to lubricate it occasionally.....use French people.....

It’s not even in my color !!!!

The problem with a French Press for me is getting french people into it.....

Lady...your going to be fine...we’re going to rush you into emergency surgery....your intestines are outside your abdomen but you are going to be okay......

How to make coffee and save the environment at the same time.....

Geez that sounds so familiar.....a specialized device that takes special cartridges that end up costing more than the device they go in......sounds familiar but I can’t for the life of me think of it.....

This didn’t make people any smarter either.....

Reminds me a little bit of Massada.

Thing....I didn’t know you had family....really....you should invite them over sometime....

Then my 3D plans for a neutron bomb should be protected by free speech as well...!!!

Don’t worry......you’ll grow one after you get there....

Ha ! My Polonium and Radium trump your Indium and Tellurium....besides your Boron 7 and 11 just past its half life and decayed into Helium and Carbon.....so I Win !

Hellloooo.....humor.......

Send these guys.....unless Joe claims that he already served on Mars but is not allowed to discuss it.....

Just going to stay for.....2 weeeekkkksss

Yeah.....and to escape the heat....we can land at night.....

What wasn’t reported was.....the pizza arrived before the cops did.......