Launch a rocket powered by candy I will !!!!

Amen brother Illinoisan !!!!!

What no slam on the Cubbies ?????

Beware or driverless cars at midnight...

An episode of iCarly....the sign was supposed to advertise for the webshow .....changing the sign went very wrong....Spencer got arrested by a cop named Carl....

How is this Hacking ??? You break into the box, use the keyboard and change the message. Wow ! This really took alot of coding and password rooting and high level thought to gain access and plant the message.

I worked for NCR (National Cash Register) as Field Support for 20 years and my favorite customer set was hospitality. I saw a lot of weird stuff but one strange one that didn't involve food sticks in my head right now. At a Union 76 Truck Stop the restaurant served really excellent food and was a well know pit stop…

The Check Engine light inspired designers at HP when they created the Paper Jam indicator.....

Not sure about these new tires.....Curiosity isn't getting too many miles out its wheels....

At least you didn't get hit with...."I ordered Canadian Bacon and the pizza you gave me has ham on it !!!"

Almost sounds like an order I heard at a gas station once..... a lady said "I need Virgin Slims 100 Mild Ultra Light Low Tar".....(or something like that)

Well if you are a pissed off investor.....you could 'swat' them....when a SWAT team busts through the door it will be game over for them.

I thought the Imperial with Powerflite tranny was strange....

Excuse me...Excuse me.....I need to interrupt this.....Amber Rose don't deserve no HO award....Beyonce' does...she 's the true artist..

How many other raging bitches in Hollywood havent seen much work. Uh, whatever happened to Shannon Doherty ?

When Larry LaPrise, who wrote the song and dance classic 'The Hokey Pokey' died at 93 they had to have an open casket funeral.....the mortuary had a lot of problems during the preparation....you see....he'd put his left leg out...they'd put his left leg in....................