I was in line at a small family owned bakery that runs specials. The special was for a box but you could mix and match. A lady ahead of me picked out her donuts and the cashier (owners' daughter) said " okay, that's 12 assorted donuts...anything else ?" The lady looked at her and said "I thought the special was for a…

@Kaylee Allers and the Scallop Mini Burgers -

Just don't name the kid like the hillbilly mother did...

"I am a doctor educated by the School of Common Sense and the University of What Is Wrong With You."

This is your brain on 50 shades of Gray Goose.....

I just saw the xrays and they confirm my diagnosis.......Radar has been mailing a Jeep home one piece at a time.

Rednecks say it better....

What no GymnKata ????

I did "dump on" a bar friend once. Hadn't seen him in about 4 months until I ran into him at my favorite watering hole. I had heard about his marriage breakup. (This guy is short fat round and looks like he has never taken a shower). He started out in stupid mode immediately...saying I looked older and my graying hair…

Guys don't "dump" guys....they drift apart. A good bud of mine (OTR Trucker) hasn't returned a call in the past year. He talked of retiring and buying a house on a lake in Wisc. Either he did or he doesn't want anything to do with me. That's fine. Friendship is on hold until we cross paths again. He did tell me once…

Not sure what all the furor is about.....

#5 You haven't got the guts to make a change

This was a totally innocent picture.........

"Because when you keep on diminishing art and not respecting the craft and smacking people in their face after they deliver monumental feats of music"

Samsung 4TB hard drive is no longer $100 but $219.

Excellent article !!! Enjoyed the indepth look at what it takes to work on the railroad.

"Do you think cavemen masturbated more than today's teenagers?

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.......