lol the Warriors are literally going to sweep the Rockets. The Rockets do not match up with them at all, and they don’t play good enough defense for the matchups to matter, anyway.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

when the cut off man is on lunch

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Lauren.

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pictured.

He probably shouldn’t have married a belly-itcher.

Do they have to abort this one and start over? I don’t know the rules of this game.

Robin Soderling approves.

Really, we’re going to complain that Lebron, who is the victim of more uncalled fouls than any player I’ve ever watched play basketball, is going to get away with too many fouls of his own?

God: I’m going to take you to a world where the Caps win the Stanley Cup.

That’s impressive, but Michael Jordan averaged 0.1 more retained facts per game during the ‘90-’91 season, and that was with fact-checking and hand-checking

I understand you feeling this way, but in a short period of time we have seen the Cavs, Cubs, Eagles and Donald Trump win... why not!!! Although even if we sweep the bolts the jets scare the piss out of me.

It was a comprehensive ass whupping. The question may be: Have advanced analytics caught up with Lebron? In any case, Brad Stevens could coach a team out of the MIT intramurals to an NCAA championship.

I called Celtics in 7 yesterday (full disclosure: Warriors fan who has watched most of the Cavs and Celts games these playoffs). The Celts are a way better team than the Pacers, who took the Cavs to 7. Toronto is a classic paper tiger (who took 6 games to dispose of the awful Wizards), and are also a terrible matchup…

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The fact that they’re not the Philly Phusion makes it hard to take them seriously. 1st round of Philly sports is all Fs must be replaced with Ph

Is it fair to say we’ve reached the level cap on impressive Dark Souls feats? People beat the games bare-handed, they beat it untouched, they beat it with a friggin’ Guitar Hero controller. About the only thing left to surprise me is if I ever manage to finish one.

Honestly, that’s pretty impressive.

I remember deciding I was going to defeat the first Demon at the Undead Asylum in DkS I with a series of carefully-timed butt-punches, and though I succeeded, I was a few deaths in doing so.

This dude definitely knew this fight well, and executed close to perfectly.

Fine work, but…

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