Just like every other shitass fan, talking shit and writing checks they know the players won’t make them cash. We are way overdue for another Malice at the Palace.

Drake’s friend: “What’s wrong, Drake? You look like you saw a ghost!”

I keep reading that as it requiring both surgery and a concussion

How will giving him a concussion help fix his jaw?

Rest assured that because this is Washington, Crosby will win the series in 5OT of Game 7 by batting the puck from mid-air with his dick

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

Uber drivers assaulting someone is clickbait. Cab driver’s assault people, too - it just doesn’t get the kind of clicks so you don’t hear about it. Uber DOES background check their drivers, despite the belief otherwise. The “star” system also helps keep drivers in check - get enough bad reviews and they’ll be kicked…

Okay, so Sixers in *shudder* five. First world problems!

Brad Stevens is a goddamned wizard and I hope the Warriors get this year’s title with a depleted field because if Kyrie and Hayward are right, next year the Celtics will be fucking scary.

Yea, I dont know how he got those bums to the playoffs (and they got a game from GSW!), let alone how he convinced Pau he was still good.

This was a little bit of a weird game to watch. For long stretches of the game it felt like Simmons and Joel could get anything they wanted. Phila kept putting together little mini-runs trying to narrow the gap, and it felt like any minute the dam was going to break for them. Then you look at the score and after all…

Terry Rozier is blessed, though.

not his fault really, no center is going to outclass Embiid.

Wouldn’t this be giving props to Eric Bledsoe...?

They wouldn’t even need a coach with all those coaches on the field.

I only violate dress code when I am openly challenging my supervisors to fire me; which they never have the good nature to follow through on.

School motto: Winning isn’t everything.

He’s got a vageyebrow.

Well, technically Lebron. But besides him, ding ding ding! And good question, all I know is it’s the first time Lebron has ever had it happen to him.

Totally not high.