Donald Trump Merkins.

But she can’t enunciate to save her life. I can’t understand the words that are coming out of her mouth when she sings.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

A nation where Christmas decorations start appearing in stores before Labor Day can not possibly be a nation where Christians are oppressed for their faith.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

Fav modern Shakespeare adaption? I am not ashamed to admit that I love Julie Taymor’s Titus. So visceral and I think she did wonders with the anachronisms and it was balletic and every bit as blood drenched as that play. Tennant is great as Hamlet, and Whedon did a passable job with Much Ado though it will never be…

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

It’s really not funny. I joke because, although I am an ally, I am not one of the couples routinely being denied a basic human right due to her prejudice. I am fully aware that I joke past my privilege. But I joke because I am tired of crying.

But...

He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

Canadian terrorists are actually really polite, so if you build a wall they’re just going to leave quietly and reconsider their actions while sucking on snow covered in maple syrup.

Remember when Jeb Bush and Scott Walker were going to be the Republican front runners and Trump was just some side-show that was going to fizzle and burn within a few weeks?

This is what I love about him generally. Even when he's being an asshole I can't hold it against him because at least he's interesting and seems like an actual human.

It makes me sad how often a fwiw is followed by “I was raped”. It highlights how prevalent rape is, and that it can be stated so matter of factly... I am sorry. I’m glad you have a good therapist.

Her attorney, Jonathan D Christman, wrote that forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

I am still super confused about where Tyga is getting this money - and for renting, not even actually investing in real estate. I just went to the Google thinking maybe he had production credentials somewhere, but it doesn’t seem like it.