Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

YOU ARE THE ENEMY OF THE JALOP!!!! /s

Hey now, I bought one in May and it’s a stick. I tried, dammit.

(. . checks list . . ) Buick TourX if you can find a dealer willing to stock and/or try to sell one

Nope there’s still the Regal TourX, the Volvos, the E450/63 and...that’s all that comes to mind?

To all of you who say you want wagons and manual transmissions yet don’t ever buy new ones... I hope you are happy now. You’ve ruined it for EVERYONE!

People get stuck in their cars and die.  Of course they don’t know.

Enough to pull a garden trailer or a small camper.

This guy built his own using parts from a GS flood car.

Which begs the question, does anyone still make one?

And it appears to look like just about every other Ferrari. Good job?

Obligatory mention of the CTS V-Wagon. The ultimate jalop machine, RWD V8 Manual Wagon.

Audi S5 Sportback?

Not one person said Volvo 240 with an LS/T56 swap.

an engine that was built by Chrysler

I think the buyer is missing the basic psychology here. Do you want a doctor who is your equal? Or do you want a doctor who is smarter than you? If I am hiring an architect, I definately want someone who has better taste than me. The Volvo, especially the interior, screams “architect’s car.” The Land Rover would also…

I know this gets thrown around a lot, but this meets most of his criteria. I would deem this the American designer car, especially for the Midwest

most.

Sitrep while the flag is red (SPOILERS SO GO THE FUCK AWAY):

“Unstoppable” is the whole problem. AWD doesn’t help you stop. Snow tires do.