Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Does this help?

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

I don’t know, it doesn’t look all that bad to me.

Looks like a Toyota Venza:

I live in Amherst. I drive by those old tobacco barns in Hadley every day wondering what the fuck could possibly even in them.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

If that’s your car in the pic you are also never taking your car out again :P

Just here for the comments:

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

The cans should also be color coded - it’s usually red for gasoline, yellow for diesel and tan/black/blue for water.

And yet I still find him more tolerable than Clarkson.

Minivan is very jalop; it’s what everyone here thinks you should be driving instead of a CUV.

What kind of lunch are we talking about here? Assuming Jalopnik’s budget, a single grilled cheese?

Seems a bit high.

The 2018 Toyota Camry has 301 horsepower.

The Camry.

The real struggle with electric cars at the moment is how to put them into production at a sufficiently low cost with sufficiently long range supported by a sufficiently fast and available charging network.

$750k could get me a cabinet post in the Trump administration.

$750K will buy you and Italian supercar, gasoline AND a mistress for at least a year.

$750k buys me an Italian supercar and way more gasoline than I would ever burn in it.