Bjork followed that up tonight by telling reporters that Freeze was allowed to redact “personal calls” from the phone records before they were released.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

This is amazing. Thanks to a good human for doing something really important for a fellow human, and for following the instinct to take action.

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

I don’t want to enable a criminal but your can usually find someone who’s willing to take a breathalyzer for you, especially for money. If you read this, Michael Floyd, it’s in Craigslist. Search “Blow Jobs.”

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

The jerseys will be auctioned off after the weekend

It didn’t help that he was booked to have Dolph be on offense most of the way, which was odd for a “showcase” match. If you want to see what Naka is capable of, go to NXT Takeover: Dallas on the Network and watch Nakamura vs Sami Zayn, which was the best WWE match last year in my book

Fuck that scene. Not many people besides Lynch who could make something terrifying out of a scraggly hair dude walking straight into the camera

M.A.S.H.??? Fucking Night Court was better than M.A.S.H. And where the hell is Welcome Back, Kotter? Gummi Bears? PERFECT STRANGERS!? I find many flaws in your short list, but do not disagree with Twin Peaks. Good shit.

Not to be overlooked in this, is Twin Peaks has one of the top 5 theme songs of all time (behind Cheers, right there with M.A.S.H., ahead of Roseanne)

I guess we’ll see him at Da Bear-ial

“Man last year was amazing! I’ve always said if I lived long enough to see the Cubs win a World Series, I would die a happy m-”

I’m going to tell you from some experience, people considering suicide don’t give a shit about the resources available

AY DIOS MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I believe that all words in an X-Men movie should be pronounced as phonetically spelled out by Claremont.

Omega Underground reports Anna Paquin’s Rogue will be recast for the film, with a younger actress coming in to play a version of the character that presumably syncs better with the latest film’s timeline than Paquin’s version of the character would.

Background: Mike Milbury was probably one of the worst GM’s in sports history when he held that post for the Isles from the mid-90's through the mid-’00. That’s not hyperbole. Still, instead of getting fired, he got a promotion and became an executive of the Islanders. Thus were the Islanders under Wang.