It has been heartbreaking to learn of instances of abuse, and it sickens me that young athletes would be exploited in such a manner. My decision to step aside as CEO is solely to support the best interests of USA Gymnastics at this time.

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

In their defence, they did make reservations for him to be there.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

That isn’t Grant, it’s Sherman.

I’ve had a similar thing happen to me. Transferred to a smaller Catholic university after spending 3 1/2 years at a large state school and after learning that I had excelled at tennis in highschool, was offered a walk on spot on the team, pending a tryout. Aced the tryout, but was informed that I would not be…

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

“Put the hooker down. Hookers are for Cardinals!”

Came for the 15 second jokes. Left satisfied, much unlike Rick’s partners.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

“It’s not showing off if you back it up! —Dolph Ziggler”

Ben Grimm and Goldust had a love child. Who knew?

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.