Ben Grimm and Goldust had a love child. Who knew?

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

Well, if it seriously threatened to lay waste to Earth’s biosphere and end civilization as we know it, I’m guessing Americans would elect it President.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

You’re not thinking big picture, man. Teaming Vick up with AP would’ve been perfect. They could’ve easily combined their “bring your dog” day with “bring your kid” day. Except replace “bring” with “beat” (and “accidentally” with “repeatedly”).

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

“Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?” - Vampire Weekend
“Not me.” - Aubrey Huff

Out of the greys for your history knowledge!

oh god should we all be worried about that Mariners exhibition game in Sarajevo then?

Louisville: Actually it didn’t help with recruiting. We weren’t even trying to recruit these guys tbh. Honestly we were just trying to show them the dangers of what some other schools might do to try to recruit them.

I have the same last name as that fuck. I feel like Michael Bolton these days.

False. You’re assuming Trump cares about anything other than himself.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

REPORTER: What do you have to say to the claims that the Olympic Committee is covertly working under military influence to fulfill political objectives coming from the capital?

This headline is bullshit. WWE my ass.

Disagree. I just watched it the other day. The jokes, the timing, the villain, all infinitesimally superior to anything I’ve seen him write since.

Meltzer was going to give this match 5*, but it wasn’t in the Tokyo Dome, so 4.5* instead.