I have not seen a movie starring Mr. Tatum. I just hope he does a good Gambit.

Love melts steel beams!!!

Alison M’f-ing Brie.

What? No boat logo? BOOO.

Satan should never be kinja grey’ed.

I’ve had one one night stand in my life.

Graphic novels are literature.

Can we band together as a human race and just say no to remakes?

Vince looks....mortal.

Original New York Seltzer is back too. That stuff was fan fucking tastic.

WOW BOB WOW

You’d have my high school vote.

I like #2 the best.

Yup. Would of had a huge high school crush. The pale, “almost gothic” redhead. Shiver me timbers.

But is it gluten free? I’m gluten free now and I feel awwwwwesome.

Haggar was always my Final Fight guy. Piledriving and suplexes? Yup.

I want some guac right now.

The weight of the pop in the can makes it a weapon if you throw the can as a projectile. Same silly reason if you buy a plastic bottle of water at a concert sometimes they won’t let you keep the plastic cap. (If you throw the bottle then water comes out and won’t hurt as much.)

No Howard Stern during the free preview. (At least i’m thinking it’s not just me.)

#ThanksOba.......err.....Shania