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I really admire his restraint. I'm actually afraid what I would of done in that situation if I was the guy.

Adrian Peterson's Pre-Game Workout Mix

The BeckyG tweet sounds a lot like a line from the song "Sweatpants" by Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover aka Troy Barnes. A really good tune, btw.

Vampire fangs on a woman.

Emma from the Wiggles. The accent kills me.

Stay classy, Ohio.

#Sixseasonsandasuperheromovie

The Germans were impressed with Mexico's plethora of pinatas.

I despise the smell of ranch dressing. The sports bar/ribs place I worked at had ranch pre-made in a like a 30 gallon container. I got called on to refill our salad station often (6'3 230 lb guy) and it was heavy as hell. I filled it one time and it splashed back on me covering half of my uniform. While I was gagging

+1, Hellbound

No. Fucking. No

E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!

I'm kinda surprised the correct "you're" was used.......

My girlfriend lived about 45 minutes away from me and so we didn't see each other everyday. She had a crappy childhood, raised by a single druggie mom. She told me that no one ever made her a birthday cake before offhand. As I was just about done finishing the frosting (cherry chip), she calls me. "Hey. I was out

+1