The good thing about triathlon is you tend to look less shit on the bike, so you can always find a decent shot of that part.

i hope he steps on a lego

I feel like we need to get the butter-boner together with the guy who fucked the bread dough. For science or something.

I’m going to assume that I don’t agree with the Senator about very much, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult, unlike many of her colleagues.

A Muslim president would no more turn government control to sharia law than Catholic JFK turned it over to the pope—as many feared. Grow up, people. Besides, with the lack of autonomy to women, the Rs are the ones pushing for sharia-style.

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

I think the rest of America would appreciate it if New Jersey would instead enforce that standard on its governors.

People say this sort of thing and it completely perplexed me. What bothers you about it? You wish you were a teenager?

...but what Davidson did was super harsh.

My two cents: being a 30 something woman with a career, money and no kids in the Mexican-American community is very hard. Most women my age have kids, some of them have teenagers, one has grandchildren. They can’t stop themselves from telling me that I’ll probably won’t be able to get pregnant and if I do my body…

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit

TRUTH. Also, every goddamn person you even vaguely know will hassle you to help them move house.

“Finally, one Friday, he said, “Let me borrow it this weekend! I need to move some stuff out of my garage.”

We treat em the same as the men and they want special treatment because they’re women.

For 18 years, no one had the courage to tell blind white supremacist Clarisse Bigsby that she was, in fact, black. That would all change one fateful day in south Texas, moments after what seemed, at the time, to be nothing more than a botched call in a football game...

I feel like Word should have a feature so that anytime you select CS as a font, that little paperclip dude pops up and ask ‘Are you fucking SURE?’

seriously if that doesn’t deserve it I don’t know what does.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…